Population | 17.293 billion |
Capital | Acceptance |
Leader | Not Two |
Faith | for weak people |
Currency | Seed |
Animal | Pet |
The Second of Select One is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Not Two with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.293 billion Wuns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acceptance. The average income tax rate is 54.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wunish economy, worth a remarkable 5,375 trillion Seeds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 310,824 Seeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, Not Two can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and Select One successfully hosted the Australia Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Select One's national animal is the Pet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is for weak people.
Select One is ranked 126,700th in the world and 19th in Australia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,398.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Select One was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Select One, Select One successfully hosted the Australia Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Select One, Not Two can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Following new legislation in Select One, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Select One, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Select One was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Select One, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Select One, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
- : Following new legislation in Select One, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Following new legislation in Select One, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.