The Eternal Passionate Paradise of Sempreamore is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.929 billion Sempreamoreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, although International Aid, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The strong Sempreamorean economy, worth 515 trillion Kisses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 57,753 Kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sempreamore's national animal is the Parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Sempreamore is ranked 226,157^th in the world and 120^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.43 law-abiding acts per hour.