Population | 16.5 billion |
Capital | Parfuhmerie |
Leader | Sekka Verndara |
Faith | Heritage of Chao |
Currency | Desyllian |
Animal | Dela Deer |
The World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.5 billion Parfuhmerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,864 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 416,009 Desyllians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, students abandon classrooms for online education, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.
Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 292nd in the world and 4th in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 53,832.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, students abandon classrooms for online education.
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Shwe Tu Colony was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Beautiful Environments.