The Siberian Districts of Siberian Districts is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.62 billion Siberians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The all-consuming Siberian economy, worth 898 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,390 Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,991 per year while the poor average 19,101, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Siberian Districts's national animal is the Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Siberian Districts is ranked 192,227^th in the world and 90^th in South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.