The Second Commonwealth of Slavo-Spain is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Javier Perok with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 2.694 billion Slavo-Spainish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunci. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavo-Spanish economy, worth 361 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,163 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, Javier Perok arrives at international summits with a white cane, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavo-Spain's national animal is the Marill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Slavo-Spain is ranked 9,321^st in the world and 494^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,033.22 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.