The 15 autonomous regions of Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pavel Ivanovich Batov with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.325 billion Russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 84.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 323 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,961 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Rubles on liquor and tobacco, life is short but human kindness is endless, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Soviet Union's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Serve Russia.

Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is ranked 14,127^th in the world and 1^st in Land of Europa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.3 law-abiding acts per hour.