The Azen Queendom of Solisian Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meriall Satarana with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.816 billion Solisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Victoria. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Solisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,395 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,900 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, one can wake up in Solisian Union and have breakfast in Bigtopia, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solisian Union's national animal is the sun dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solisian Union is ranked 36,902^nd in the world and 27^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 797.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.