The Magical Magicians of Soluain is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Magik Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.337 billion Soluainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Public Transport, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Soluain City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The all-consuming Soluainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion Green Papers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 100,804 Green Papers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 562,923 per year while the poor average 8,993, a ratio of 62.6 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", New Soluain City is a police state during international summits, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soluain's national animal is the The Something, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Soluain is ranked 151,253^rd in the world and 104^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,157.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.