Population | 2.455 billion |
Capital | Hoofen-Mansuriyya |
Leader | Queen Cleopatrot |
Faith | Sunni and Orthodox |
Currency | Mizazoic Bit |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Sublime Mizazoic Matriarchy of South Mizazoic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Cleopatrot with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.455 billion Mizazoics are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoofen-Mansuriyya. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Mizazoic economy, worth 99.1 trillion Mizazoic Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,350 Mizazoic Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Several cabinet ministers have complained that Queen Cleopatrot is giving them the evil eye, the government has an odd policy of calling snap elections at its lowest ebb of popularity, nations across the world are quick to praise Queen Cleopatrot's good looks and intellectual prowess, and political cartoons depicting Queen Cleopatrot's face on a Phoenix's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Mizazoic's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunni and Orthodox.
South Mizazoic is ranked 227,262nd in the world and 8th in Reqau and Salasia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the Reqau and Salasia Regional Message Board.
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the Fullworthia Regional Message Board.
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the Reqau and Salasia Regional Message Board.
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the Reqau and Salasia Regional Message Board.
- : South Mizazoic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the Reqau and Salasia Regional Message Board.
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the Reqau and Salasia Regional Message Board.
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the Reqau and Salasia Regional Message Board.
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the One Collective Brain Cell Regional Message Board.
- : South Mizazoic lodged a message on the Reqau and Salasia Regional Message Board.