The Region of South Pacific is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Union Republic of Densaner with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.474 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient South Pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 1,976 trillion Penances a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,681 Penances, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 566,043 per year while the poor average 49,125, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, gift baskets often contain working nukes, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, and comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. South Pacific's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

South Pacific is ranked 5,235^th in the world and 10^th in The Card Mine for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,852.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.