The Republic of Southern Chivalry is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 3.625 billion Southern Chivalryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Southern Chivalryian economy, worth 47.8 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 13,198 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Chivalry's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southern Chivalry is ranked 54,003^rd in the world and 2,984^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 34.9 kickbacks per hour.