The Colony of Southern Poverty Law Center is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 11.252 billion Southern Poverty Law Centerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Southern Poverty Law Centerian economy, worth 467 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,567 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Southern Poverty Law Center's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Southern Poverty Law Center is ranked 86,494^th in the world and 1^st in Southern Poverty Law Center for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.