The Grow House of Soviet Trailer Park is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Park Supervisor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.909 billion Trailer Park Boys are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supervisor's Trailer. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greasy economy, worth a remarkable 1,718 trillion grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 290,844 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Trailer Park's national animal is the ladybug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Trailer Park is ranked 2,938^th in the world and 28^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 65.81 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.