The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.188 billion Spanish Africans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Cruz de Tenerife. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Spanish African economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Céntimoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,928 Céntimoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the government funds large training centres to turn Loroes into functioning members of society, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Spanish Africa's national animal is the Loro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spanish Africa is ranked 34,932^nd in the world and 11^th in Gay Equality for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,771.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.