The Blonde Fun of Sparkling Joy is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning OH NO population. The cynical population of 1.713 billion Sparkling Joyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sparkling Joyian economy, worth 58.7 trillion QUICKS a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,264 QUICKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparkling Joy's national animal is the OH NO.

Sparkling Joy is ranked 229,917^th in the world and 36^th in The Infinite Army for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.