The Federal Republic of Star Force Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime General Scout Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.73 billion SF Republicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming SF Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Credits a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,971 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Credits on liquor and tobacco, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Star Force Republic's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Star Force Republic is ranked 8,673^rd in the world and 504^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.1 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.