The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.155 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,876 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 466,844 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, bike rage is all the rage, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 293,550^th in the world and 7,194^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -63.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.