The Commonwealth of Takkaviita L is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.791 billion Takkaviita Lians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The Takkaviita Lian economy, worth 137 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,306 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita L's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita L is ranked 138,831^st in the world and 7^th in Old Zealand for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,365.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.