The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hattix XI with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.957 billion Teaberries enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teaberran economy, worth an astonishing 12,420 trillion bra straps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,259 bra straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Teaberry's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teaberry is ranked 2,387^th in the world and 102^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 144.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.