The Red Fleet Sailors of Teksi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by comrade Secretary-General Diljan with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 21.135 billion Teksins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teksin economy, worth a remarkable 1,987 trillion gold labor notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 94,041 gold labor notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, school uniforms are compulsory, the Teksin Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and Longhorn is one of the most popular forenames in Teksi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teksi's national animal is the longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State atheism.

Teksi is ranked 14,956^th in the world and 4^th in North Korea for Largest Populations, with 21.1 billion capita.