The Semi-Platonic Society of Telseria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Interconnected AI Node Network with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.837 billion Telserians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discendi. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Telserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion 10-D Hypercubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,692 10-D Hypercubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Telserian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime is totally unknown. Telseria's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Telseria is ranked 2,717^th in the world and 50^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,024.19 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.