The Republic of Terranexia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.333 billion Terranexians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terranexia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Terranexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,545 trillion Terranexian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,378 Terranexian Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to President, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Terranexian stage setups, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terranexia's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Most Holy Church of He Who Gets Slapped.

Terranexia is ranked 287,026^th in the world and 4,047^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -500.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.