The Confederacy of That one Country lol is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 481 million That one Country lolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The lolian city of independence. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming That one Country lolian economy, worth 47.8 trillion The dollabills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 99,372 The dollabills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. That one Country lol's national animal is the The Jellyturd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

That one Country lol is ranked 27,261^st in the world and 3^rd in Da Land of Da People for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,348.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.