The Republic of The African Coalition is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Shaka Zulu with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.38 billion Africans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient African economy, worth a remarkable 2,104 trillion Afroes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,440 Afroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and Lion is one of the most popular forenames in The African Coalition. Crime is totally unknown. The African Coalition's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Coalition is ranked 73,027^th in the world and 111^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.61 law-abiding acts per hour.