The Dominion of The Asmorian Federation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Federal Chancellor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.932 billion Federal Asmorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Federal Capital District. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The strong Asmorian Citizens economy, worth 200 trillion Federal State Gold and Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,381 Federal State Gold and Silvers, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Asmorian Federation's national animal is the Federal Saimese Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Federal Judea-Christianity.

The Asmorian Federation is ranked 181,201^st in the world and 4^th in The Three Isles for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 20.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.