The Raised Fist of The Balangay of Camputhaw is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kapitan sa Barangay with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.266 billion Taga Camputhaws are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camputhaw City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Balangay of Camputhawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion jiztapoks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,627 jiztapoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Balangay of Camputhaw's national animal is the Habal-habal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Balangay of Camputhaw is ranked 37,696^th in the world and 1^st in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Most Patriotic, with 33.55 flags saluted per person per day.