The Republic of The Boondock Saints is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Il Duce with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.841 billion Boondock Saintsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rocco. The average income tax rate is 48.3%.

The all-consuming Boondock Saintsian economy, worth 168 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,327 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Boondock Saintsian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Boondock Saints's national animal is the Donnas Cat Skippy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Boondockian.

The Boondock Saints is ranked 203,373^rd in the world and 12^th in OMLB for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.