The Monorarchist Confederation of The Culinary State of Half-Jordi is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Monarch Mimtislav ŽakoviÄ with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.112 billion Culinary State of Half-Jordians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great City of Derian. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Culinary State of Half-Jordian economy, worth 96.2 trillion Markovskiy bitcons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,486 Markovskiy bitcons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, it is often said that only Monarch Mimtislav ŽakoviÄ could bring down Dàguó, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Culinary State of Half-Jordi's national animal is the Cat and its national religion is Chryslamb.

The Culinary State of Half-Jordi is ranked 54,383^rd in the world and 1,190^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,025.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.