The Secret Rite of The Eleusinian Mysteries is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demeter with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.952 billion Eleusinian Mysteriesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eleusis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eleusinian Mysteriesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,865 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,375 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The treehouse in Horse Park is the tallest building in The Eleusinian Mysteries, Demeter is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eleusinian Mysteries's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Eleusinan Mysteries.

The Eleusinian Mysteries is ranked 1,459^th in the world and 2^nd in Greece for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,472.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.