The Empire of The Exiessist is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 26 million Exiessistians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Exiessistian economy, worth 857 billion dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 32,987 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Exiessist's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Exiessist is ranked 165,747^th in the world and 115^th in The Walbard Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 201.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.