The Empire of The Great Free Furrica is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Waiter with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 883 million Furricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Furrkyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Furrican economy, worth 96.0 trillion Furry Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 108,708 Furry Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 977,343 per year while the poor average 1,516, a ratio of 644 to 1.

The fattest folk in The Great Free Furrica look to be the happiest ones, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, Greater Furrkyo's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Free Furrica's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Great Free Furrica is ranked 188,516^th in the world and 3,368^th in Artificial Solar System for Safest, scoring 49.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.