The Federation of The Holy Grimblies is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 157 million Holy Grimbliesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Holy Grimbliesian economy, worth 12.0 trillion Sheldon PNGS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,628 Sheldon PNGS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, posters on 'Holy Grimbliesian Values' advise against being proud of The Holy Grimblies, and pros are the new cons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Grimblies's national animal is the Sheldon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Holy Grimblies is ranked 91,023rd in the world and 11th in One Collective Brain Cell for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,257 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The Holy Grimblies, pros are the new cons.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Grimblies, posters on 'Holy Grimbliesian Values' advise against being proud of The Holy Grimblies.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Grimblies, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
- : The Holy Grimblies was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Grimblies, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Grimblies, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
- : The Holy Grimblies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Grimblies, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Grimblies, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Grimblies, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
