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Largest Black Market: 11,758thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,404thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,812th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For Unity And Justice
Neo
Influence
Dominator
Governor / Leader of the Communist party
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Micro Union

Population9.467 billion

CapitalMakasta
LeaderNeo
Faithnekosim nyah

Currencypound
Animalkiwi

The People's Republic of The Micro Union is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Neo with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.467 billion Micro Unionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makasta. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Micro Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,412 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Makasta to enjoy their national art, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Micro Union's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nekosim nyah.

The Micro Union is ranked 35,076th in the world and 1st in The Micro Union for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 196.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,999thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,533rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,680thHighest Economic Output: 21,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 22,214thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,927thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,070thMost Developed: 24,539thMost Influential: 24,613thHighest Average Incomes: 27,405th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : The Micro Union was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Makasta to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in The Micro Union, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.

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