The Colony of The Moroccan Kingdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pandemic with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.419 billion Moroccans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casablanca. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moroccan economy, worth a remarkable 2,762 trillion Dirhams a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,893 Dirhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The doctor has cold hands, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moroccan Kingdom's national animal is the Atlas Lions, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pandemism.

The Moroccan Kingdom is ranked 289,730^th in the world and 246^th in Karma for Most Primitive, scoring -621.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.