The Constitutional Monarchy of The Northern Provinces Of Canada is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hanz Stockente von Hartfelden with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 8.123 billion Northern Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion Canadian Gold Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,742 Canadian Gold Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Northern Provinces Of Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Holy Order Of The Mallard.

The Northern Provinces Of Canada is ranked 145,950^th in the world and 14^th in Hartfelden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 806.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.