The Mercenaries of The Noxkhcikan Rebel Forces is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shamil Berhodunov with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 1.391 billion Noxkhciki Rebels are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebel-Controlled Shache. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Noxkhcikan economy, worth 26.2 trillion Shirims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 18,851 Shirims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noxkhcikan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", Shamil Berhodunov has just been declared ruler of The Noxkhcikan Rebel Forces in an international press conference, and Islam has been named as The Noxkhcikan Rebel Forces's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Noxkhcikan Rebel Forces's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

The Noxkhcikan Rebel Forces is ranked 99,222^nd in the world and 9^th in Archai for Most Patriotic, with 15.16 flags saluted per person per day.