The Protectorate of The Panama Canal is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.306 billion Panama Canalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The Panama Canalian economy, worth 135 trillion Renminbis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 58,721 Renminbis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, Panama Canalians seem to be catching more chills, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Panama Canal's national animal is the Mosquito, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Panama Canal is ranked 227,056^th in the world and 13^th in Hurricane 12 for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.82 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.