The Duchy of The Royal Keith is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Duke Arnold Augustus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 4.259 billion Royal Keithians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude Square. The average income tax rate is 61.8%.

The all-consuming Royal Keithian economy, worth 380 trillion Sers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,293 Sers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

No one gossips with Duke Arnold Augustus during diplomatic summits, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Royal Keith's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Royal Keith is ranked 237,808^th in the world and 19^th in Kingdom of Ramility for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.