The Empire of The Rusia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Emperor Peter IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and national health service. The quiet, industrious population of 6.25 billion Russians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The powerhouse Rusian economy, worth 578 trillion Russian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,634 Russian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Rusia's national animal is the Bear European, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Church Orthodox and Laicism.

The Rusia is ranked 89,229^th in the world and 6^th in Organization of United Sovereign States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,311.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.