The Salibaic Puppet of The Scottish Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Patrick Harvie with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.504 billion Scots love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Scottish economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion The Pounds of Sterling a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,209 The Pounds of Sterling, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patrick Harvie is called 'Patches' at international summits, feeling like a winner comes at a price, the first half of cabinet meetings include Patrick Harvie complaining about the reasonable nation theory (The Scottish Republic has found 1 easter egg), and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Scottish Republic's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Presbyterian Church of Scotland.

The Scottish Republic is ranked 7,108^th in the world and 1^st in Heart for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,933.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.