The Lumen Field of of The Seahawk is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Mike Macdonald with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 766 million Seahawks Fans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marshawn City. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Seahawkian economy, worth 77.3 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,895 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, Mike Macdonald has just been declared ruler of The Seahawk in an international press conference, the election for Mike Macdonald's office's janitor is heating up, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Seahawk's national animal is the fluffy dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Seahawk is ranked 20,751^st in the world and 150^th in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,574.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.