The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo
Population | 4.287 billion |
Capital | Sato |
Leader | Premier Rika |
Faith | Shintoism |
Currency | mon |
Animal | Keukegen |
The Matriarchy of The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Premier Rika with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical, humorless population of 4.287 billion Gensokyoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sato. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient local economy, worth 381 trillion mons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 89,043 mons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and men stare at wall-pictures of Premier Rika's face when they visit public urinals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo's national animal is the Keukegen and its national religion is Shintoism.
The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo is ranked 238,090th in the world and 91st in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo, men stare at wall-pictures of Premier Rika's face when they visit public urinals.
- : The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Mother Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Following new legislation in The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo, the roads are virtually falling apart.
- : Following new legislation in The Socialist Republic of Free Gensokyo, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Sato with effluent.