The Rogue Nation of The Stitchpunks is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 1 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and fear of technology. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.005 billion Stitchpunks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Stitchpunk economy, worth 30.3 trillion Scraps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 30,157 Scraps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, 1 has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and vehicular homicide by Stitchpunk ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stitchpunks's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Stitchpunks is ranked 114,561^st in the world and 135^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,709.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.