The Empire of The unholy nation of darkness is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Edward Darkness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.88 billion unholy nation of darknessians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient unholy nation of darknessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion dark mattars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 184,038 dark mattars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", every school is receiving a brand new eraser, new research always seems to support government initiatives, and contestants on The unholy nation of darkness's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The unholy nation of darkness's national animal is the angel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is secular.

The unholy nation of darkness is ranked 205,059^th in the world and 49^th in The Interdimensional Community for Safest, scoring 37.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.