The Federal Republic of The UwU Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The UwU President with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 2.572 billion UwUians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stwockhowm. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming UwUian economy, worth 294 trillion UwUiers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,582 UwUiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The UwU Federation's national animal is the Canis lupus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The UwU Federation is ranked 78,737^th in the world and 3,470^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 91.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.