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Most Primitive: 5,751stMost Authoritarian: 8,182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,597th
The WELL WATERED NATION of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Yay oppression
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Thou is in a bucket

Population700 million

CapitalWatering canville

Currencyman
Animalelon musk

The WELL WATERED NATION of Thou is in a bucket is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 700 million Thou is in a bucketians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watering canville. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Thou is in a bucketian economy, worth 53.3 trillion men a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,194 men, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thou is in a bucket's national animal is the elon musk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thou is in a bucket is ranked 73,138th in the world and 11th in OrangeJuice for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,955.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Primitive: 5,751stMost Authoritarian: 8,182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,597thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,214thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,317thMost Patriotic: 22,288thMost Conservative: 22,307thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,329thMost Devout: 25,367thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,347th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thou is in a bucket, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Thou is in a bucket, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in Thou is in a bucket, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Thou is in a bucket, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Thou is in a bucket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Thou is in a bucket, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Thou is in a bucket, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Thou is in a bucket, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Thou is in a bucket, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
  • : Thou is in a bucket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Rust Islands, Aktemuth, and Queenlizziestan.

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