The Republic of Timor papua is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23 million Timor papuans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Timor papuan economy, worth 1.44 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 62,470 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Timor papua's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Timor papua is ranked 174,901^st in the world and 130^th in Philosophers for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,008.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.