The Dominion of Tirbity Dougslelvergistan is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.496 billion Tirbity Dougslelvergistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Tirbity Dougslelvergistanian economy, worth 42.1 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,857 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, extreme political groups are outlawed, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tirbity Dougslelvergistan's national animal is the tiger.

Tirbity Dougslelvergistan is ranked 124,329^th in the world and 1^st in New Phoenix for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,380.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.