The Alpenrepublik of Tirol is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Sami Pescosta with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.945 billion Tiroleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tirolean economy, worth 236 trillion Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,989 Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tirol's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tirol is ranked 11,575^th in the world and 26^th in The League for Safest, scoring 119.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.