Population | 12.441 billion |
Capital | Oryshevsk |
Leader | Prime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | Tratan |
Animal | Tiskai Brown Bear |
The Second Tsardom of Tiskaiya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.441 billion Tiskaiyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oryshevsk. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Tiskai economy, worth a remarkable 2,362 trillion Tratans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,895 Tratans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiskaiya's national animal is the Tiskai Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Tiskaiya is ranked 286,461st in the world and 151st in Anteria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Food Quality, and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
- : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
- : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, when it comes to real men it takes one to know one.
- : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.